Life Is A Party

• BP says slow going on oil gusher shutdown
• Many docs don't report on addicted colleagues
• Obesity Rates Balloon in 39 U.S. States
• Armed Hockessin party-crashers face charges
• Player Sues Bubble Maker
• Lindsay Lohan Lashes Out at Joan Rivers on Twitter
• List of alleged illegal immigrants mailed in Utah
• Microwaved squid leaves 2 queasy

Comics

• Pearls Before Swine
• Spot The Frog
• The Barn
• Cheap Thrills Cuisine
• Over The Hedge
• Dog eat Doug
• Watch Your Head
• Free Range
• Ripley's Believe of Not
• Fort Knox